…is missing. I know I have a broom because I used it yesterday. Okay, maybe not yesterday, but I have swept a floor – in this house – since we moved in nine or so years ago.
Is the Guinness Book of World Records online? I’m interested to know what’s the longest recorded length of time it has taken to find a broom in a normal sized house. I might be getting close – 46 minutes. Yep, that’s right. My house is a little bit lived in right now, but it’s not going to be featured on a hoarding show anytime soon.
I just can’t find the damn broom. I’ve wandered through every room although I’m certain it wouldn’t be in any of the kids’ rooms. Why would it? That would mean that they attempted to sweep their rooms. And that would be impossible because you would have to see the floor in order to sweep it. (Love you all, but you really do need to clean your rooms)
It’s not outside in any logical place – like on the porches for instance.
Maybe it’s a sign that I’m not supposed to sweep today. Yep, that must be it.
It’s official. Housework is done for the day.
I did de-clutter our classroom (again). I went through every single item one at a time and made a decision on it. Planning has begun for the next school year. My last child and she’s going into Junior High. All the elementary stuff is going away to be shared.
Except the crayons. You can never outgrow crayons. And maybe the construction paper. And maybe a few (thirty) picture books that she’s not ready to part with yet.
But the rest? We’re moving into the big time around here!
Three boxes to the thrift store. One bag in the trash. A ton of paper shredded to begin a new life as chicken and rabbit bedding.
Maybe the broom is under the clothes in the laundry room…
Visual artist playing with collage, assemblage and whatever else I imagine. Homemaker and homeschooling Mom of four children aged 10 to 24. Ready to fully embrace life and leave regret and fear behind. Each new day is an opportunity to love, create and live with intention...